This was for a series of employee training modules at a nuclear power plant:

“That chart about the different kinds of radiation makes the radiation seem too scary. Can you make it look friendlier?”


Client: What is the opposite of Z?

Me: … of Z?

Client: Yeah, I’m doing the ctrl+Z thing and I went too far back in time. You know that scene in the Time Machine where he goes too far back in time?

Me: Yeah.

Client: Like that. 


Helping a client plan a trip. 

Client:  Is it cold in Alaska?

Me: Yes, definitely. You should bring warm clothes.

Client: So I should bring a sweater?

Me:  Ma’am, you are going dog sledding on a glacier…


Me: Maybe even bring two sweaters. 

Oh Nein!


I was rounding off an Instant Message chat with a German client. I intended to say “Let me know if I can help further”. Instead, my clumsy fingers typed and sent the following before I could stop myself:

Me: Let me know if I can help fuhrer.

You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.




women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 




Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus by RedreevGeorge

Omg this is incredible.

Omg I think I just formed an artist crush.