radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”


18th century poesy ring.Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

"AGAMEMNON: all of you will swear allegiance to me
ACHILLES: [skateboards by] who the fuck is this clown?"

seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

meganphntmgrl:

pabuthefirecat:

Pabu, the Acrobatic Cat

Pabu: Jump!  Jump!  Double-jump!

you can dance if you want to

you can leave your friends behind